Out of the mouths. . .

A few things the kids have been saying that I want to remember:

G: "You can't get rid of God, because God is the air.  You can't hurt the air, even if you try.  Hiiiiiiya! (karate chopping the air).  See? It's still there, and it's not hurt!"

Bug: Looking at the back of a book, which has small icons of many other books, pointing to one, "Make it full scream!"  This is from watching videos online, and hearing the girls say, "Full screen!"

G: "Daddy, whenever you ride on an airplane, you should wear a skirt.  That way, if you fall out, you can spread out your skirt, and it will make a nice, soft landing."

Bug: In response to me bumping him with my elbow, "Mama! Your el-bone!"

G: "Whenever I get scared, the words 'what if' start bouncing around in my brain.  You know, like, 'What if the moon falls out of the sky?'"

Bug: I muted the T.V. at the hotel, and he asked me to turn the sound on.  I said I didn't want to while we were changing channels, because there were lots of inappropriate things on.  He said, "Can you turn on the appropriate?"

G: (who is home sick today) complaining of all that ails her, "an earache, a headache, a tummy ache, a sore throat, and brain bouncing."  When asked what she meant by "brain bouncing," she replied, "Well, like I can't make good decisions and stuff."